minuit_mystique: (Callisto: eye sparkle)
 It always amuses me to see the little signs that reveal a person's true character in a situation where their job requires uniformity. 
The Translink lady at the bus stop informing everyone the bus had been delayed as per usual was wearing the standard uniform of bland stripped shirt, navy pants, and fluro yellow vest.
Her nails however, had multicoloured sparkly tips. Ie a french manicure style with a different sparkly shade on each nail (blue, pink and silver I believe). The tips were about 1cm long. 
It just contrasted so much with the image she presented as just another public transport officer. I was amused. 
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Check out this gallery of bizarre Megan Fox quotes. It's well, mind boggling to say the least.

Tell me what you think, is she really that dumb, or is it all an act, ... or maybe she's stoned?

Examples from the Megan Fox bizarre quote gallery:
"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've every learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard - but I do. And part of it is my own fault."

"Robert Pattinson and Zac - they're just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That's a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties."

"Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time."
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Just saw this tweet on Laurell K Hamilton's Twitter :D  *gigglesnort* LMAO So endlessly amused right now.

Anitaverse/ Twilight Edward Cullen in Anita world he’d be arrested as a pedophile like any 80 yr old man sneeking into child’s room at night.

*teehee* I completely agree with this.  LKH=Win!

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I'm not a fan of Keira Knightley, at all, but this article just amused me to no end. :P


Keira's boobs pumped up for Chanel ad

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Ok, so I went to Big W today.  They had chocolate on sale.  This is what was on the shelves. 

Oh by the way, let me point out that today's date is 09 August 2009.  Now look closely at the use-by date on the packet. 


minuit_mystique: (giggle)
Completely Random Funny Pic!!!

minuit_mystique: (wtf)
OMG my fanfic has come true! ... sorta ...

A new, crazy, and very, very scary cult has arisen. 

Cullenism!!! *aaaaggg* *shudders*  WTF!

See it here ... and more here   ... if you dare. 

I. Am. Scared.  Next thing you know, they'll be taking over the world ... *shudders*

minuit_mystique: (dexter)
I have gained new and valuable personal (first hand) insight into the brain (and thoughts) of a serial killer after studying cramming for International Trade law for 2 days ... *evil grin* ...

*cue theme music from the film Psycho*

... you should be afraid ... you should be very afraid ... expecially if you happen to be the lecturer for International Trade law ....

Mwahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaaaaaaaa ... *evil cackling laughter fades into the distance*

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So, I got sent this photo the other day, supposedly off some road in the Nothern Territory here in Australia.  I just had to share it with you. 

Read what the sign says, then look carefully at what is under the sign ...

... Isn't the Aussie outback nice and lovely and inviting????

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I am amazed at some people's stupidity.  And the fact that a lot of people in Australia don't realise that when you are faced with a virus (swine flu) which is rapidly spreading across the globe, quarantine is essential!!!!
Also, some people are just never satisfied.  They will complain about absolutely everything; no matter how stupid it is. 

Here's what I'm talking about:

- So, a cruise ship turned up at a harbour in New South Wales (Australia), some people on it were sick.  They are affraid it is swine flu
- They quarantine the ship
- People complain about the quarantine, says delay is unacceptable or some such crap. 
- They tested the passenger who showed symptoms, and said it wasn't swine flu.
- They let the ship go after just 24hrs of "quarantine" - because people were complaining.  They didn't bother waiting long enough to see if anyone else will develop symptoms. 
- The ship came up to Queensland (Australia)
- Several passengers on the ship have NOW developed symptoms and have tested positive for swine flu
- NOW people are complaining "why didn't you quarantine that ship in NSW?"
- The ship is now quarantined ... after the swine flu has already spread off that ship ..

*sigh*  *headpalm*

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Hey, check out these cakes!!!

Some are way cool, some are gross, some are just WTF?

Cake Wrecks

About go to 'older posts' about 4 pages in, there's some way cool cakes with skulls on top. 

There's also star treck cakes, nightmare before christmas cakes, and all sorts of weird and wonderful cakes. 

Sample Wacky Cakes ... )
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Some quotes from Syler I just heard while watching a Heroes episode.

"I'm not a serial killer ... Ok, technically I'm a serial killer"

"You really gotta stop trying to be my friend, or I'm gonna have to kill you."

*sigh* I love Syler.
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I just heard a news story about Vincent Van Gogh - the famous painter (of Starry Night) that supposedly cut off his own ear.  Some historians are now claiming that he did not go crazy and cut off his own ear, but only said he did in order to protect his friend.  His friend was an apparently some sort of fencer, and cut off Van Gogh's ear.  Not sure if it was done deliberate or not, but Van Gogh supposedly said he did it himself to cover up for his friend.  He didn't want his friend going to jail...

umm... several issues ....

1. first of all, how in the world do you find all that out????
2. wtf ... who cares, he's still an amazing painter ...
3. ummm ... again, wtf ...